I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it
But then I realised
That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.
Ever since I saw this scene, one thing has always bugged me.
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE HOW MUCH MAYO HE PUTS ON THAT SANDWICH?
You probably don’t because there is barely any.
I’m sorry to say it, but Grant Ward sucks at putting mayonnaise on sandwiches.
It is literally a strip the size of my finger and is not even centered on the bread.
What the hell are you doing Grant? That is no way to make a sandwich. Someone on the team needs to hold an intervention and teach Ward how to make a proper sandwich because that BLT above is not something he should be proud of.
- me: watching tv show
- me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
- me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED